Post by misticpotter on May 25, 2006 17:46:14 GMT -5
You're Too Big a Fan When...
You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You get a broom for Christmas.
Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.
You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.
You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You collect plugs.
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it
You try to install a flying device in your car
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move
You poke pictures in the house hoping to make them move.
You try to find an article by Rita Skeeter in the newspaper.
You scream into the "tellyfone."
You go to antique stores searching for a clock that tells where people are.
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Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard
When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
His homework ate the dog
You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You get a broom for Christmas.
Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.
You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.
You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You collect plugs.
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it
You try to install a flying device in your car
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move
You poke pictures in the house hoping to make them move.
You try to find an article by Rita Skeeter in the newspaper.
You scream into the "tellyfone."
You go to antique stores searching for a clock that tells where people are.
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Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard
When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
His homework ate the dog
You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
