Rejected Titles

[misticpotter]

Harry Potter and the Naughty Schoolmarm, Mrs. Letourneau

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love

Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA

Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch

Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy

Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of "Hustler"

Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore

Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp

Harry Potter and Oddy's Inflatable Sheep

Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien

Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia

Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony

Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom

There's Something About Harry

Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony

Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins

Harry Potter and the Flobberworm from Hell

Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Snitch

Harry Potter and the Parking Meter

Harry Potter and the Mime that Wouldn't be Quiet

Harry Potter and the Absolutely Unnecessary, Stupid, Pathetic, Desperate, Redundant, Stretched Out Way-Too-Long Title

Harry Potter and the Pie Eating Contest

Harry Potter and the Bald Potter

Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green

Harry Potter and the Case of the Clean but Unfolded Laundry.

Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mean, Sinister, Deranged, Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death!

Harry Potter and the Slimy, Oily, Greasy Haired Professor

Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat

Harry Potter and the Dead Battery

Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer

Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair

Harry Potter Meets James Bond after James Bond Finds out he is a Wizard and Must Attend Hogwarts for His Own Good

Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death

Harry Potter and the Ring of Power

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Love Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade

Harry Potter and the Well-Deserved Ass-Kicking

Harry Potter and the Thousand-Dollar-a-Day Heroin Habit

Harry Potter and the Action Figure You Must Buy Right Now

Harry Potter and the Vacation in Salem

Harry Potter and the Perils of Neverland

Harry Potter and His Discernibly Turgid State

Harry Potter and the Homoerotic Leitmotif

Harry Potter and the Horse He Rode in On

Harry Potter and the Mustang Ranch

Harry Potter and the Chambers of Marilyn

Harry Potter and the Bath House of Secret Touches

Harry Potter and the Hey, Oprah, Pick Me For Your Book Club!

Harry Potter and the Can Of Whup-ass

Harry Potter and the Grassy Knoll

Harry Potter and the Long Night With a Britney Spears Poster and a Flashlight

Harry Potter and the Little Kid Who Died From Not Reading This Book

Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues

[Hermione]

misticpotter said:

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Please don't mention the Titanic or I'll cry.

[powerof111]

weirdo

[Hermione]

Kay, 1200 people died that night. Only 705 people survived.

[sourcespeaks]

Yeh Only!!!I mean i dont get why people cryed for titanic i mean its juats a stupid film for gods sake

[misticpotter]

It really happend honey all them people died

[sourcespeaks]

i know but i mean the film !!!!!Anyway the guys a perve i hate him!!!

[Hermione]

I wasn't talking about the film. Evil film!
I hate it!
I hate Lianardo DiCaprio!
I hate Kate Winslett!
I hate it all, it's such a stupid film.
I prefer 'Voyage on the Great Titanic'.

[draco malfoy]

Harry Potter and the boring teacher

Harry Potter and the loo girl of poo

Harry potter and the spike'ed back

[Hermione]

That's not funny.